Kirill’s House Party
Episode 10: Not Cheating Is a Full-time Job

Episode 10: Not Cheating Is a Full-time Job

July 3, 2020

Estée and I complain about finding a place to in LA, she tells a story about blacking out and waking up on a tractor and I make an argument for why cheating isn't THAT bad.

Episode 9: Sucking a Guy’s Nipples for $3,000

Episode 9: Sucking a Guy’s Nipples for $3,000

June 26, 2020

My friend Hannah (https://www.instagram.com/hannahlikesbuttz) comes over right after she got done sucking a guy's nipples for $3,000. The story takes over an hour to tell because we went on too many other tangents.

Episode 8: Selling Cocaine in Hebrew School

Episode 8: Selling Cocaine in Hebrew School

June 19, 2020

I've always wanted to talk to Mike Finn and record it. He's a tour manager and one of the nicest humans I know. He's also lived a very strange life... from smoking weed at age 9 at a Puff Daddy concert, to selling cocaine in Hebrew School, to beating up homophobes, to visiting the world's most dangerous street... his stories don't even seem real.

Episode 7: Broke Celebs, Midgets, Blowjobs and a Racist Mattress

Episode 7: Broke Celebs, Midgets, Blowjobs and a Racist Mattress

June 12, 2020

I've run out of physical guests so I called my best friend Silent Dan (https://www.instagram.com/iamsilentdan/). We've known each other since 2003 and he's one of the smartest humans I know. He gets very cerebral really quick and I ask him to dumb the podcast down a bit and in turn we end up discussing how broke the cast of "Saved By The Bell" is, getting the best blowjob in LA, going to the emergency room in LA, dancing at nightclubs, midgets and a mattress I saw on the side of the road.

Episode 6: Estée Has No Shame

Episode 6: Estée Has No Shame

May 29, 2020

In honor of our 3 year anniversary of dating (and because I can't get any better guests during a pandemic), I invited Estée to come tell her most embarrassing stories like being tricked into being on Tyra (the talk show) or having explosive diarrhea on a romantic boat ride. We also explain how we met and go on a hundred different tangents as I push through to get her to focus.

Episode 5: Molly Needs an Orgasm

Episode 5: Molly Needs an Orgasm

May 21, 2020

Molly (www.instagram.com/molliipop) our merch model is leaving LA to go back home (because she's a moron) and we found out that she has history/drama/beef with her replacement model. I sat down with her 2 days before her scheduled departure to get the dirt. We also discuss creepy photographers, regrettable sex, rape, making millions of dollars and Molly admits to never masturbating and so much more I'm sure I forgot about.

Episode 4: How to Clean Uncircumcised Dicks

Episode 4: How to Clean Uncircumcised Dicks

May 15, 2020

Val is back. Remember the adorable Russian kid? (www.instagram.com/itsvalos/) Good news: he wasn't in jail. I get him super high and we discuss what it's like filming a reality show, how to clean uncircumcised dicks, getting our moms to do OnlyFans, I cum quick and other tangents that the weed took us on.

Episode 3: You Don’t Need Nightlife to Get Laid

Episode 3: You Don’t Need Nightlife to Get Laid

May 8, 2020

My best friend & nightlife veteran/operator Greg Bach comes by to talk about the state of nightlife during the pandemic, we reminisce on the better days of partying together, getting roasted by NYC nightclub doormen, shaving my eyebrows off for charity and yes, I'm still annoyed that Greg didn't write me into his TV show he's been writing for 3 years.

This is the link to the charity for his employees that Greg plugged: www.taogroup.com/taocares

Episode 2: Being Paid to Poop on People

Episode 2: Being Paid to Poop on People

May 1, 2020

My friend Blair Williams infuriated me when she told me that she left porn to sell insurance because she fell in love. She also explains how pooping on people for money works. And she's back to doing porn again. Visit my YouTube channel (www.youtube.com/kirillwashere) to see the end of the podcast where Blair deepthroats a cucumber in my kitchen.

Episode 1: State of the Union

Episode 1: State of the Union

April 24, 2020

It's a pandemic. I'm on lockdown with my girlfriend, Estée. It's been 2 hours since I got kicked off Instagram and I wanted to record or make something that was mine that nobody can control. So this is it. Episode one. Hope you like it.

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